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Presale

You can order until Tuesday 27 October, 12:00. After that we make all the shirts in one go, so your package takes a bit longer than usual.

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Fakesniff × FloVoices

Certified
kroketje.

Who's Flo?

You might know me as 'the voice'. I'm Floris, better known online as FloVoices.

I mostly make videos with different voices, characters and a fair amount of nonsense. You might know me from the voice-overs (with a pinch of salt, obviously), or just from that one word I use a bit too much.

What started as making videos for fun turned into a community of tens of thousands of followers on Instagram and TikTok. And now, together with Fakesniff and DeStraatLacht, there's a shirt. Honestly bizarre.

See the shirt @flovoices @flovoices

Nothing is real. Only kroketjes are real.

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Certified Kroketje
Certified Kroketje
Certified Kroketje
Certified Kroketje

Certified Kroketje

€30

Size

Boxy, oversized fit.

Presale

You pay now. When the presale closes on 27 October, we make your shirt. So it takes longer to arrive than you're used to from us.

Longer delivery time: we only make this shirt once the presale closes. 14-day returns.

Fabric and fit
  • 100% cotton
  • 240gsm, heavyweight
  • Boxy, oversized fit
  • Ribbed collar and taped neck
  • Side seams and twin-needle stitching
  • Colour: white
Measurements in cm
XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Chest (cm)8191102112122132142

Measure your chest at the widest point and pick the size closest to it. Not sure? The shirt fits loose.

Shipping and returns

This shirt is a presale. We only make it once the presale closes, so your package takes longer than usual. We ship to the Netherlands, Belgium, the rest of Europe and beyond. Shipping costs are shown at checkout.

You have 14 days to return it. Items must be unworn with the labels attached. Email us first at contact@fakesniff.com.

Vrouw van achteren, op de rug: Nothing is real. Alleen kroketjes zijn real.
Vrouw in het Certified Kroketje shirt met een kroket in haar hand

Made together by

Nothing
is real.

About Fakesniff

Online, everyone looks perfect. Fakesniff is about the gap between that picture and how it really is.

Flo doesn't pretend online. He talks in weird voices, eats kroketten and shouts one word too often while he's at it. That's why we made this shirt together. The back says what we both agree on: only kroketjes are real.

@fakesniff

What it's all about

De Kroket Track 2.0

Artist
FloVoices × Clipper
Version
205 BPM edit
Warning
Dangerously tasty

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